The popular term, "Walk of Shame," While in use since Lord-knows-when, does convey the implication that the performer had somehow did something shameful, something that one should be embarrassed with. After all, it does lead to a furtherance of the human race and most of us try it and like it. And mores have shifted away from the 'oldrules' of the past. But that's a more!
Why not use some affirming concept to designate this early- to mid-morning trip home instead?
And why not have each and all give the walker a fist bump or high five?
Get real, people! Stop playing hypocrite! If you think it's okay, then don't be coy the next day.
In the interest of terminological accuracy, here are some alternatives to the "Walk of Shame":
1. Stride of Pride
2. Just got Laid Parade
3. Traipse of Triumph
4. Slut Strut
5. Post-Coitus Catwalk
6. Morning Cooldown After Cardio
7. Victory Lap
8. Personal Parade
9. After-Sex Saunter
10. Morning Mosey
11. Strut of Success
And dress in what you wore the night before! Carrying your heels is okay on the morning afterward.
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